

Your Fanstasies
in Oil

An Ocean Scene in their alma mater's colors
The title was the full set of perameters given to me by the commissioner (you'll notice a trend with that). I'll leave it to you to identify the school.

A Study in Daisies: Vintage 70's Horror
Ahhhhh, yes. Nothing quite like a relaxing day's hike out to the old abandonded farmstead....
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A Biblical Reference for a Friend
I'm certainly not taking any credit for the horned serpent in the lucious garden story we've got goin on here.

Don't Ask; but I wish I could show this to Gary Larson
Ooooo, you bet there's a story here. Enjoy adapting your own.

Battle Fleet against Dark Star
This was one of my earleist attemps at painting "Nebulous Space". I tried several different techniques and solvent reactions to capture the wierdness of space.
I learned a lot on this painting and have since painted more refined versions, but the chemically distressed original is the one I keep hung.

Native American Tribal Commission
As a point of correctness, when I accepted this commission, I self imposed a requirement that I harvest the animal and tan the hide, as part of the process, while I was in that part of the country on work. If it didn't pan out, well TS for both of us.
It quite nearly didn't happen, but Herbie, a wretched looking little buck, limped in on me, injured, broken antler and all, while I was bringing down the tree stand, on the last day of the season.
Pretty sure he was gonna try to follow me out no matter what. Sometimes things happen for a reason.

Commute of the Cactus People
Though part of a series of botanical "Monsters". The Cactus Folk are agreeable enough. As long as you don't get in the way of thier endless spiraling migrations to stay in the light of one of their 3 slow moving suns.

The Great Northern Frost Guardian
The frozen mudball this particular Guardian iteration lives on, is under constant pressure of being consumed for resources by the expasion of human controlled space. Thus far he has managed to prevail.
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Guardian
Guardian here, at this point in his evolution, had only just achieved sentience and is feeling conflicted about having just performed his preprogrammed duties, in driving off a patrol of post-human explorers, and wanting them to return as he has just realised the concept of loneliness.

Orbital Mech Insertion
Please join me in the juvenile catharsis of rooting for the unseen defenders, as this invading force of brigands continues to get their asses handed to them.
The ruptured tank of flamer fuel starting to cook-off the nearby tracer magazine is probably good indicator of how their raid is going to go.

How About This One?!!
Fun Fact: Only the frame is wood.

Favorite Colors & No Story
I like to think I'm observing this scene drift by from the deck of some kind of grand steampunk riverboat, and for some reason, this is where I want to put in with a small shore party.
For the record, I did offer the owners to come back at any time and put a big armored dirigible up over the mountains for them.
So far - no dice.

Reclamation of the Post Distopian Wastes
When someone says: "Picture your happy place." This ain't it.

An Ocean Scene in their alma mater's colors
In my imagination, this lovely old pair of dragons lives way out on this beatifully deserted island, thier active nest settled just back into the dunes by the shore.
Having spotted a human vessel coming far to close to thier home, the pair of dragons fly out to disuade the vessel with thier presnce and do a little swooping and screeching if necessary.
The human Captain, in his arrogance and hubris, opens fire on the dragons.
It is not going to go well for the humans.

A Study in Daisies: Vintage 70's Horror
......except for the canibalistic dead lurching from the treeline.
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Don't Ask; but I wish I could show this to Gary Larson
There were some express features to be portrayed in this painting, for sure.

Orange & Creepy
Nailed It! Though, the woods around here do seem dangerous.

Battle Fleet against Dark Star
Fun Fact: The Carrier-Group silhouetted around this tragically cooling star, belongs a group of nomadic post-humans who are also featured in my own long-forthcoming novel.
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Native American Tribal Commission
Many years later, Herbie is still here with me and our conversation is still ongoing on from when he first wandered over.
Some hunters, like myself, operate from a pretty spiritual angle; but nothing says "communing with nature" more than freezing your ass off in a tree while trying to remain still enough to let the snow cover you, for 14 hours or so.
If you ever get a chance, ask some old hunter about things they saw happen out in the woods once they settled in and the forest forgot they were there.
The omnipresent action in the Great Grey Squirrel Wars is always entertaining. And the F'n turkeys are way scarrier than any bears, big cats or wild dogs, damn things crashing through the brush like trainwrecks to get to their nightime roosts.

Commute of the Cactus People
When they really start to pack-up it's rather impressive. Very "Birnam Wood to Dunsinane", if you catch my drift.

The Great Northern Frost Guardian
I assure you, that is the corpse of a very bad man he's eating.
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Not a painting of a cabin
It's the picture of an alien escape pod crashing into the mountains, behind a cabin.
Not fine art: Fun Art!

You See The Sign, Right?!
Bwahahahah, nothing says "No" like UV reactive, DayGlo colors.
Note to self: Get blacklight picture...

Favorite Colors & No Story
Well, almost no story. The call here was for an undirected wilderness for imaginations to wander.

You Guy's are coming, right?
Although they can't breath the atmosphere, fire still works where our friend here is. And good for them. Even stranded on an uninhabited rock, a fire grants us humans a certain degree of comfort.
Even better for them that I didn't paint what lives under those bushes; because it is the light keeping them safe, not that little carbine from the life pod's emergency kit.

What's on the easel right now?
This is a mulligan as I had to step away during round 1.
There is a great story that accompanies this painting. So for now, enjoy the pre-view.



The Skinny:
Cape Cod has no shortage of unbelievably talented, trained and disciplined artists, who's works hang in beautiful and sometimes prestigious local galleries.
I, are not that.
By my own accounting, my work is cartoonish and ham-fisted. I like it that way, it's fun. When I painted the deer at the urinal, I ran through the physical mechanics of what a buck's physiology would need to be pushed into, to get into the classic “dude at the urinal” stance.
All of a sudden, I understood, on some quasi-mathematical level, Gary Larson's Far Side cartoons, and why his dogs looked so natural standing up. Cracks me up.
I also love texture, everywhere I can, I lay paint with the knife like I'm plastering a wall, like "Night of the Mary-Kay Commandoes". The more relief the better, though it can take some of my stuff six months to cure. I work large too, 18” X 24” is in my “small” category.
That said, the entire point of bringing this facet of FAS to the fore, is so that most folks can afford an actual commissioned oil painting of almost anything they can imagine. Pretty cool huh?
“Brain, can you make me a painting of a clown in power-armor riding a war-unicycle down a mountain pass toward a horde of shadow demons with leaf-blowers on their backs? And can the sky be acid green?”: Yes I can.